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London Heathrow Clothing Clear Sign Pun

  • London Heathrow Clothing Clear Sign Pun

  • Making a play on words regarding an escalator warning sign at Heathrow.
  • Keep Clothing Clear

    • On August 1, 2022, I recalled a memory from August 1, 2015, at London Heathrow Airport (LHR).
    • Near the end of a moving sidewalk, I saw a safety warning sign: "Keep clothing clear."
    • I joked that I would decline the request, as most passengers would prefer my clothing to remain opaque.
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